Beating_The_Crates_20140203 by Hong Kong Ping Pong on Mixcloud

Good afternoon/morning/evening/night my global HKPP & Ghetto Funk Famalam, I’m extremely happy to announce the 1st ‘Beating The Crates in association with Ghetto Funk’ of 2014 has been upped to all the usual places, yes I know it’s February already but I’ve been busy… real busy… doing stuff! If you do check it out and like what you hear please do drop a thumb or a ♥ on it as every single one helps to spread the GF gospel further afield… enjoy! x

This show is now available to download from the NSB Radio Archives and to stream on Mixcloud!

Tracklist:

01 S Strong & Funkanizer – Reflections
02 Roast Beatz – Ride It Out (Tom Showtime Remix)
03 Rackabeat & Bar-Low – Air Tight
04 S Strong & Funkanizer – Swing Mi Food
05 B-Side & MC Kyla – Throwing It Wild (Second Hand Audio Remix)
06 The Allergies – Feel Alright ft. Skunkadelic & John Fairhurst
07 The Woohoo Revue – Fat Tuesday (Mouldy Soul remix)
08 Dutty Moonshine ft Captain Flatcap – Real Thing
09 The Allergies – React ft. Figure of Speech & The KPS Horns
10 General Narco – Ranking Nation
11 Roast Beatz – Do What You Love
12 Lebrosk – Bringing the Boom Back!
13 Foreigner – Cold as ice (A.Skillz & Nick Thayer Bootleg) (The Spank! Edit)
14 Rackabeat & Bar-Low – Step Out
15 General Narco – Skylarking (Funk Mix)
16 PRofit – Push Back Ft. David Boomah & Shortston (Lewd Behavior Remix)
17 Hotline Zero – Beastly Boys
18 Youthful Implants Ft. Ragga Twins – Hold That Gyal (WBBL remix)
19 Roast Beatz – Do What You Love (DJ Rudd Presents Bandmaster Remix)
20 Leo – Get On Down
21 Electric Swing Circus – Bella Bell (Joebot Remix)
22 Marten Horger Feat Funkanomics – Oh Girl (Lewd Behaviour Remix)
23 Hotline Zero – Welcome To Shamrock
24 Timothy Wisdom – Put The Stereo On
25 Tonic Feat Rayna – The Pump (Dub)
26 Warp9 – Prince 1999 (Warp9Refunk)
27 The Allergies – Special People
28 Rory Lyons Ft Utah Saints – Five on it (Pimpsoul Remix)
29 Jayl Funk – Keep It Hot
30 S Strong & Funkanizer – Can’t Hold Back
31 Odjbox – Teresina
32 Jamie Berry vs Sam Berry – Chimichanga Cha Cha
33 Dutty Moonshine ft Cut La Roc – Keep The Crowd Hype
34 The Allergies – As We Do Our Thing
35 The Phunk Junkies – Big Spender
36 Ed Solo & Deekline – Ragga Tip (HKPP 130 > 175BPM Edit)
37 S Strong & Funkanizer – J&B
38 General Narco – Hit & Miss (D&B Mix)
39 Stickybuds Vs. Mista Savona – Clean Air Ft. Burro Banton (JFB Remix)

Lobbed urine at Jesus. Check. Fingered Beiber. Check. Set off a small nuclear device. Check. Started and ended World War III. Check. General Narco’s bucket list bear’s little resemblance to us mortal humans, he moves in circles so greasy, dark and musky that even Sir Very Elton Of John would struggle to keep up. His fingers are in more pies than the workaholic or the twelve fingered chef who founded Greggs.

Thinking of a crazy scheme? Too late, The General’s already been there. Bitcoin? Yawn, Narco’s already cashed out for ultra-bazillions, has purchased Nicaragua, a space station, two underground lair’s and a fleet of imperial droids he’s pimped out and renamed porntroopers.

Who is The General? No-one knows. Born from a drug fuelled party between Jackie Onassis, Marylyn Monroe, Hunter S. Thompson and James Brown, he remains as illusive as the Jackal, as mental as two Tony Montanas and dirtier than Pat Butcher on the gin. Rumour has it that he employs Escobar purely so he can roll his cigarillos on Pablo’s inner thigh, whilst maintaining eye contact as Pablo trembles in utter fear. He’s famed to have punched Jaws, nutted Medussa, given spiderman a wedgy, sexored all the female Blue Peter presenters and that he keeps Brian Blessed staked out in the sun and regularly harvests his beard and pubic hair which he sells under the guise of Cutters Choice.

If he made music it would probably be the best music in the world!

He does!

For your own sake, we recommend you buy The General’s new EP, it is an utter sex bomb! Which is ironic when you consider that’ either of those things could happen to you or your car if you don’t.

You have been warned!

‘In my box of tricks and know it will go down well’ Daddy G (Massive Attack)

‘What a pleasant surprise. Really digging this EP.. Who is General Narco though?’ Neon Steve

‘Wicked release! big up general narco!’ Barry Ashworth

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