General Narco – Digital Bombs (GGD06)

Lobbed urine at Jesus. Check. Fingered Beiber. Check. Set off a small nuclear device. Check. Started and ended World War III. Check. General Narco’s bucket list bear’s little resemblance to us mortal humans, he moves in circles so greasy, dark and musky that even Sir Very Elton Of John would struggle to keep up. His fingers are in more pies than the workaholic or the twelve fingered chef who founded Greggs.

Thinking of a crazy scheme? Too late, The General’s already been there. Bitcoin? Yawn, Narco’s already cashed out for ultra-bazillions, has purchased Nicaragua, a space station, two underground lair’s and a fleet of imperial droids he’s pimped out and renamed porntroopers.

Who is The General? No-one knows. Born from a drug fuelled party between Jackie Onassis, Marylyn Monroe, Hunter S. Thompson and James Brown, he remains as illusive as the Jackal, as mental as two Tony Montanas and dirtier than Pat Butcher on the gin. Rumour has it that he employs Escobar purely so he can roll his cigarillos on Pablo’s inner thigh, whilst maintaining eye contact as Pablo trembles in utter fear. He’s famed to have punched Jaws, nutted Medussa, given spiderman a wedgy, sexored all the female Blue Peter presenters and that he keeps Brian Blessed staked out in the sun and regularly harvests his beard and pubic hair which he sells under the guise of Cutters Choice.

If he made music it would probably be the best music in the world!

He does!

For your own sake, we recommend you buy The General’s new EP, it is an utter sex bomb! Which is ironic when you consider that’ either of those things could happen to you or your car if you don’t.

You have been warned!

‘In my box of tricks and know it will go down well’ Daddy G (Massive Attack)

‘What a pleasant surprise. Really digging this EP.. Who is General Narco though?’ Neon Steve

‘Wicked release! big up general narco!’ Barry Ashworth

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