Beating The Crates 20131228 by Hong Kong Ping Pong on Mixcloud

As the year draws to a close Morphosis decided it was time to review some of his favourite tunes of the last 12 months in the final ‘Beating The Crates in association with Ghetto Funk’ of 2013, cramming in 60+ bombs live on NSB Radio during an extended 3hr show on saturday afternoon. It has now been has been upped to all the usual places for download or streaming, if you do check it out and like what you hear please don’t forget to drop a thumb or a ♥ on it as every single one helps to spread the GF gospel further afield… enjoy! x

This show is now available to download from the NSB Radio Archives and to stream on Mixcloud!

Tracklist:

01 Kid Kasino – Swingin’ On Nuthin’
02 C@ in the H@ – Mr Wiseguy (Original Mix
03 Swing Republic – Cryin’ At Daybreak (feat Howlin’ Wolf)
04 Second Hand Audio Feat Akil The MC – Set It Off
05 Max RubaDub feat. Di Govanah – Dont Fight (JIDs Zion Dubmix)
06 Jamie Berry – Wing It
07 Cedar Senior & Imagine This – Funk I’m Kickin’ (Original Mix)
08 DJ Alias – San Francisco Bay (Feat. Benson)
09 Too Many T’s – It Aint Right (Lewd Behaviour & WBBL Remix)
10 Mr 50 – Reeses Pieces
11 Dodge & Fuski_Culprate – Vice
12 Poldoore – Nothing Left To Say (Akshin Alizadeh Glitch Funk remix)
13 Staunch – My Name Is…
14 Dutty Moonshine ft Captain Flatcap – Real Thing
15 JP.Moa – Drop It
16 Empresarios – Maria Juana (Fort Knox Five remix)
17 Hong Kong Ping Pong & Warp9 – Strictly Dynamite
18 Tonic – Informer
19 Woohoo Revue – Babushka (Dephicit & donJohnston remix)
20 JFB – Swing Ya Beard (feat Beardyman)
21 Mr Benn – Shake A Leg (feat Blackout JA)
22 Neon Steve – Tell Me Who
23 The Captain – Bam!
24 Basement Freaks – Insane Brains
25 Jayl Funk – Rising
26 Zomboy – Here To Stay (Krossbow Remix)
27 House Of Pain vs Pyramyth – Cowbell Around (Dylan Sanders Drag and Drop Mash)
28 Toots and The Maytals – 54-46 (KrossBow Remix)
29 Howla & B-Side – Sleazy Teacher
30 Gunshot Glitter – Gunshot Glitter – Gurning Like Fire (Original)
31 Second Hand Audio – Got It Like That ft. Dizzy Dustin (Featurecast Remix)
32 Defkline & Red Polo – It Ain’t All Good
33 Krafty Kuts – Krafty Kuts – Feel Like Jumpin (Krossbow RMX)
34 HerbGrinder – The Horn
35 The McMash Clan – Swing Break (feat Kate Mullins)
36 WBBL – FIYAH!
37 Shaka – Got the Feelin’
38 B-Side – Stylin
39 Slynk – My Sound
40 The Freestylers – Ruffneck (D.END remix)
41 Mr. No Hands – Happy Now
42 Jamie Berry – Old Records
43 C2C – Happy Feat Derek Martin
44 Skeewiff – Dont Rock The Boat (Bart & Baker Remix)
45 Deekline & Ed Solo – All Gravy feat. Darrison
46 Dunkelbunt – White Chocolate Butterfly (Stefano Miele remix)
47 Slamboree – Cheeky Peepers (Deekline Remix)
48 Rory Lyons – Tear the Club Up
49 Zombie Robot – Move Go (Original)
50 Ying N Yang – Superbad Sisters
51 Drumattic Twins – LFO Soup
52 Ying’n'Yang & Marc Spence – Dirty Donald
53 Kid Panel – Beat_Goes
54 DJ Zinc – Super Sharp Shooter (Jantsen & Dirt Monkey Remix)
55 The Mavrik – Blowing Up Ya Woofer (Orignal Mix)
56 Jinx In Dub – Amen In Session
57 Wizard & Ivory – Sick (Original Mix)
58 Freestylers & Stereo Type feat Takura – The Coming Storm (Ed Solo remix)
59 Deekline and Ed Solo – Zunga feat Rubi Dan
60 General Narco – Eek Boy
61 Wizard – Phenomenon One feat Rebel MC x Lady Chann (Benny Page remix)
62 PhonoMatt & Tommy Boy – 5 ‘O Clock (The Captain Remix)
63 C@ in the H@ – Stick Up Kid (Original Mix)

Lobbed urine at Jesus. Check. Fingered Beiber. Check. Set off a small nuclear device. Check. Started and ended World War III. Check. General Narco’s bucket list bear’s little resemblance to us mortal humans, he moves in circles so greasy, dark and musky that even Sir Very Elton Of John would struggle to keep up. His fingers are in more pies than the workaholic or the twelve fingered chef who founded Greggs.

Thinking of a crazy scheme? Too late, The General’s already been there. Bitcoin? Yawn, Narco’s already cashed out for ultra-bazillions, has purchased Nicaragua, a space station, two underground lair’s and a fleet of imperial droids he’s pimped out and renamed porntroopers.

Who is The General? No-one knows. Born from a drug fuelled party between Jackie Onassis, Marylyn Monroe, Hunter S. Thompson and James Brown, he remains as illusive as the Jackal, as mental as two Tony Montanas and dirtier than Pat Butcher on the gin. Rumour has it that he employs Escobar purely so he can roll his cigarillos on Pablo’s inner thigh, whilst maintaining eye contact as Pablo trembles in utter fear. He’s famed to have punched Jaws, nutted Medussa, given spiderman a wedgy, sexored all the female Blue Peter presenters and that he keeps Brian Blessed staked out in the sun and regularly harvests his beard and pubic hair which he sells under the guise of Cutters Choice.

If he made music it would probably be the best music in the world!

He does!

For your own sake, we recommend you buy The General’s new EP, it is an utter sex bomb! Which is ironic when you consider that’ either of those things could happen to you or your car if you don’t.

You have been warned!

‘In my box of tricks and know it will go down well’ Daddy G (Massive Attack)

‘What a pleasant surprise. Really digging this EP.. Who is General Narco though?’ Neon Steve

‘Wicked release! big up general narco!’ Barry Ashworth

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