Beating The Crates 20140428 by Hong Kong Ping Pong on Mixcloud

After a brief hiatus due to serious chocolate egg hunting and a failure to archive the 1st show of the month this here is Aprils only ‘Beating The Crates’ to have made it to the ‘listen again stage’ so enjoy, Morphosis promises to pull his finger out next month… Fat Harry would rather he left it in but beggars can’t be choosers.

So with out further ado Morphosis brings you ‘Beating The Crates’ in a Hong Kong Ping Pong Styleeeeee in association with www.ghettofunk.co.uk with a big slab of funking fresh tunage and some super fresh promo business to tickle your aural lobes… get amongst it. x

This show is now available to download from the NSB Radio Archives and to stream on Mixcloud!

Tracklist:

01 Panama Cardoon – Upnaked
02 Wayne Marshall feat. Agent Sasco – Stupid Money (Max RubaDub Remix)
03 Neon Steve Ft Kymberley Kennedy – Breathe (Neon Steve Remix)
04 DJ Maars – Biggie Bam (MSTR)
05 Palov – Cumbia Mamacita
06 KOAN Sound – 7th Dimension
07 Ben & Lex – Bang Like This Ft The Pharcyde (Original Mix)
08 Odjbox & Port Limbo – Sloth
09 Opiuo – Snorkle
10 Mad Caddies – Villains (Minoru Rmx)
11 Panama Cardoon – Martelo
12 DJ Inko – La Cumbiamba
13 Deejay Theory – Carnaval
14 Elvis – Bossa Nova Baby (DJ Snatch mastered edit)
15 Shaka Loves You – Party Like We Do
16 The Allergies – Heartbreaker
17 Defkline & Red polo – Come Baby Come
18 Hammond Classics – Tao Boa
19 Defkline & Red polo – If You Really Want To Party With Me (Nu Disco Mix)
20 Mr Bristow feat Benny Silver – My Life (B Side Remix)
21 Sammy Senior & WBBL – Soul Rocka
22 Lack Jemmon – Theory Test
23 Wicked City – Sensation
24 Valentino Khan & Will Bailey – Rukus
25 Bryx & Neon Steve – Loves Me
26 Foxy Cheex & Jem Stone – Lick The Spoon
27 Access Denied – Funk You
28 Mr Stabalina – Money
29 Jayl Funk – Dirty
30 SkiiTour – The Program
31 Buscemi – It Ain’t Right No No
32 Mr Bill & Video Cat – Rusty Wonderland
33 Kuplay – Don’t Stop
34 Conte Crux – Take Me To The Q-Tip
35 Dutty Moonshine Featuring Nano Sigo – Nano’s Revenge
36 Simian Frenzy feat Rodney P – Ill Not Sick (Skitz & The Sea Remix)
37 Stanton Warriors – Jerk That (Mafia Kiss Remix)
38 Hoomicide – Restoration (original mix)
39 King Yoof – Soundboy Love feat Rony Blue & Mr Williamz (Gold Dubs & Nushu remix)
40 Mr. Konfuze – Lookout Weekend (Lack of Afro Disco Remix)
41 Keith Mackenzie & Fixx – Get Down

Ben & Lex – Bang Like This ft The Pharcyde (GFD010)
Remix by Howla

Release date: 05/05/2014

I’ve just left the GFHQ underground love bunker to secure the services of the female lead/love interest/remixer for the next GF EP “Bang Like This” I’m slightly in shock and awe because when I left the Armani suited George Clooney, the Gucci slippered Ghetto Funk and the Versace vested Matt Damon they had one name circled on their whiteboard under vocals; The Pharcyde. The. Bloody. Pharcyde! Under really filthy big guns they’d written Ben & Lex (Matt Damon had underlined Ben & Lex a lot, whilst high fiving the other two and whooping like a mad wolf)

I called Sandra but she’s filming Gravity II “pigs in space” and Julia is back in rehab but I did find Howla wearing a wig and a Chinese dress in a back alley offering to do unmentionable things for two dollar. A retouch of lippy, a splash of Anais Anais, some mouthwash and she’ll be alright, for there’s no one finer trained in the art of “blowing the back doors off”.

Ben & Lex ft Uncle Imani (from the Pharcyde) & Taraach – Bang Like This

Are we kidding? Hell no!

When is it out? As soon as Howla has stopped sexoring Ben, Lex and Uncle Imani x

JFB: “Sick! Really like Howla’s mix”

BADBOE: “Solid tune and some cool remixes!”

BRYX: “Dope!”

TONIC: “Howla smashing it as always on the remix”

TIMOTHY WISDOM: “The horns mix is the real deal!”

PIMPSOUL: ”Best thing on Ghettto Funk  for ages, original mix is awesome…full support!”

BASEMENT FREAKS: “Rad”