Ghetto Funk Presents: Sammy Senior (GFPD17)

Ghetto Funk Presents: Sammy Senior (GFPD17)

Free Download Artist EP.

Due for Public Free Download on 19/09/13

Splice together the DNA of Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction, Captain Jack Sparrow, Michael Jackson when he was eight, Joseph (the father of Christ), Data from the Goonies and a labrador puppy. Shake well in a soft leather Gucci cowboy boot, pour contents into a petri dish and place in the airing cupboard under the Anne Summers knickers for two weeks. Add a pinch of the cookie monster, two fingers of Dolly Parton and cover generously with the sex musk of Burt Reynolds and you’ll be close to recreating something close to the living legend that is Sir Sammy Senior!

The man is a crazy Afromaniac Love-Pirate with a heart full of joy and positiveness that oozes out of his every pore, a veritable Tsunami of utterly wonderful. Everyone needs a Sammy Senior in their lives and we’re honoured and proud that he is in ours. Oh, and now he’s in yours too! Yep, you too can own four pieces of Sammy the Love-Pirate for the price of nothing !!!

What’s better than free love?

“Free biscuits?”

OK. Other than free biscuits, what else is better than free love?!

:slaps thigh:

Nothing is!

Feel the love and joy through all four of these offerings, from the slow jam whomp stomp rework of Eddie Harris on ‘Alright’ to the swagger and swing of ‘Bounce!’ No need to send your nan out of the room when Tupac swears on ‘Still Ballin’ because Sammy’s already thought of that and fades it out like the boss of social etiquette that he is. WE LOVE HIM! And if your nan’s ok with ballin’, she’ll love him too! Uh Oh, has he let the side down with ‘Sugar Daddy’? Hells no he hasn’t! It’s the super-happy and spangly jangly funkadelic Jackson 5 Sugar Daddies! Who are the absolute bestest kind of sugar daddy in the world!

Sammy Senior. A living Love-Pirate and pot poori of joy rainbows. In no particular order: Enjoy and share and smile and dance…

Sammy Senior
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