B-Side & Detta – 3 Is The Magic Number EP’s (Preview)

Three. It’s the magic number.

And B-Side, Detta and Ghetto Funk are going to prove it to us.

Apparently we have three guesses before they chop us into bits, bit harsh but here goes, by juggling three lilly livered Llamas? Nope, Shouts B-Side as he snaps on a pair latex gloves with the efficiency of a surgeon and selects an axe from the garage wall. Bugger. Ok. Ummmm, how about wrestling three frankly fearless foxes? Noooo, sing-songs Detta as he takes the axe from B-Side and swooshes it around a bit, whilst Ghetto Funk calmly lays out a roll of PVC and puts on a Huey Lewis CD. Crikey, these three mean business, might have been slightly too flippant with our first two answers, could they be sending the three Kardashian sisters round to smash my place up, shit in a box, wear kiss make up, strain urine through tights, tell bawdy jokes and regale me with tall tales of gay sailors? WAIT! That wasn’t an answer! I was just thinking aloud! Damn! Hang on, look at the calendar. Hey, are you guys releasing three EP’s in three weeks of three tracks each starting on the third day of the third week of the third month of this very fine year? Their faces have dropped and that’s a Huey Lewis REWIND if i’m not mistaken! Phew! Amongst much mumbling and grumbling the axe has been put back on the wall and Ghetto Funk is trying to neatly roll up the PVC.

That’s the power of love! Wait, that’s the power of three! It still is the magic number!

Released 19th March